For when “no” just isn’t strong enough — and you're fresh out of forks to give.
Whether you’re dodging drama, declining invites, or rejecting all forms of utensil tyranny, this shirt says it loud and proud... with a perfectly placed pun.
Bold statement. Forked attitude.
Super-soft fabric, zero compromise.
Ideal for rebels, introverts, and professional nope-sayers.
Abso-forking-lutely YES to this shirt. But also... no.
